#12: BERNARD
boring. all he does is COpy other bosses literally plagarism. pretty uninteresting secret boss, his design isnt super cool either and he has no lore
eh pretty forgettable. his lore is ok and he has some cool lines and attacks i guess but this is definitely the main game boss i forget about the most. his design is alright though and the like. nausea effect on some of his attacks hitting is interesting
pretty much just the same story as the scale. cool design, has some cool dialogue (WHY ARE HIS CUTSCENES ONLY ON THE XBOX ONE VERSION WHY), pretty similar lore to the scale, but overall just Forgettable especially because this one's dlc. i do think that his fight is more fun then the scale's though so he gets a higher placement
a lot of people HATE this boss and i sorta get why but ehh. his lore is pretty cool and his theme is nice. the fight is weird amd kinda annoying but i don't really think it's as bad as people say it is. still pretty boring fight compared to the most of the other bosses so it's low on the list
boss is pretty cool. i like his design (especially how the masks he wears switch every phase) and i like how dynamic his theme is (+ it's also just good). there are two main things that prevent it from really shining though, which is the Pretty lame fight outside of furier mode and the Lack of real lore outside of him just being a Dick™. i think both of those are just cause it's a tutorial boss though, since the fight on furier is really cool (kind of unbalanced though it's way harder then both the strap and the line imo)
design is cool, lore is cool, theme goes insane, but THE FIRST FEW PHASES OF THIS FIGHT ARE LITERALLY AWFUL oh my God. its literally just Waiting like 20 seconds for him to attack so that you can counter. riveting. that alone puts it in the bottom half of the list. i think what's worse is that the last few phases where he loses his shield are literally great. They HAD something with this boss and they just Didnt. far from the worst boss in the game but definitely one of the most disappointing for me
the lore of her being Another prisoner is interesting, i think the prison locale you fight her in is also one of the cooler locales in the game. i dont really care for her design but it's cool how in some of the phases the restraints loosen and the way she attacks and moves around changes with that. lack of dialogue is kinda unfortunate but it's not really that bad, it's not really a boss that needs dialogue. the fight itself is alright also
lore boss 🪱🪱🪱 it's alright. the sequence before the fight itself is one of the coolest in the game imo, the theme and the design of the boss itself are pretty lame but everything else Peaks
alternate ending boss 🪱🪱🪱 it's pretty good. the ALternate Ending in question is cool (though it resetting the save is lame). the lore(i like how the voice fucking Hates this user) and design are cool. the fight itself is fun, first few phases sorta feel similar to the hand where you don't get many opportunities to attack but unlike the hand it doesnt really feel Absurdly boring so its alright.
pleasant locale, very good theme probably my second favorite in the game, good lore (the lore hardcarries this boss), pretty underwhelming fight as the last guardian but as i said the lore hardcarries this boss (the edge is the last real challenge, the reason the beat is the last guardian is implied to be either to humor her or to appeal to emotion, i think it's the second one personally as most of her dialogue is that) but yeah when i say hard carry i mean Haaaard carry she'd probably be like #6 w/o it
cool design (player character Red Variant. wow), Pleasant Dialogue, cool locale (the boat area 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱)most fun and unique fight in the game imo, though if you know what you're doing it can end very quickly which is a shame. the theme is also pretty boring but other then those two Pretty minor things this boss is like ultra giga peak
there is literally nothing about this boss that isnt cool asf. actually peak, one of my favorite bosses in any video game let alone furi